Classy Gorilla Singing Telegrams
The best singing gorilla in Seattle and the Puget Sound area since 2011!

To schedule a singing telegram, email or call 237-2656

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Note: last minute orders will be charged the full price as shown below. Additional travel charges may apply for delivers farther than 20 miles from Classy Gorilla HQ in Federal Way, WA. For an exact quote, please email or call.

Payment can be accepted in person at the time of delivery with cash, check or credit/debit card, or you may pre-pay with PayPal, Square Cash, Venmo, or with our online invoice form.

Tips are greatly appreciated, but never required.

• Available Packages •

Traditional Singing Telegram - $125 $100
Great for any occassion, this includes one song in the costume of your choice.

Deluxe Singing Telegram - $155 $130
Perfect for birthdays or anniversaries, the deluxe package gets you a traditional singing telegram, plus your choice of gifts (flowers, balloons, or a teddy bear). Add additional songs or gifts for $25 each.

Classy Romantic Singing Telegram - $300 $250
For anniversaries and other romantic occassions, includes a love song, boquet of roses, box of chocolates, and bottle of champagne.

Singing Stripagram - $350 $300
For bachelorette parties or other events, a song and strip tease (down to shorts and tank top, or to thong underwear for the more daring), and your choice of flowers, balloons, or a teddy bear.

Gorilla of the Month Club
Perfect for organizations with frequent birthdays, or for individuals to send to all their friends and family, includes one singing telegram per month for either six or twelve months.
6 Months: $400 for Traditional Singing Telegrams, $600 for Deluxe

12 Months: $700 for Traditional Singing Telegrams, $1000 for Deluxe

The World's Most Luxurious Singing Telegram - $50,000 $25,000
For those looking for something a little more upscale, the Classy Gorilla will arrive at the destination you choose in a stretch limousine to sing the song of your choice backed by a string quartet, during which the recipient will snack on fine caviar, and drink Dom Perignon champagne. The occasion will be saved for posterity as the professional photographer captures every moment, and your favorite picture will be placed in a studio-quality frame, ready to adorn your personal art collection. Truly, this is the Classiest Gorilla of them all.

To schedule a singing telegram, please email, or leave a voicemail message at (253) 237-2656

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